The UK Coffee Buyer's Water-Smart Guide
Your tap water determines how your coffee tastes. Hard water in the South East produces different results than soft water in Scotland, and the beans you choose need to match.
This guide shows you which Caffè Prima coffee beans work best with your water type and region.
Key Findings:
Hard water areas (London, Southeast England):
- Caffè Prima 100% Colombian Coffee Beans — full-bodied enough to stand up to mineral-heavy water
- Caffè Prima Italian Mahogany — cuts through hard water; cinder-toffee notes become more pronounced
Soft water areas (Scotland, Wales, Northwest England):
- Caffè Prima Brazilian Coffee Beans — smooth and mild; won't turn harsh in soft water
- Caffè Prima Decaffeinated Coffee Beans — milk chocolate notes that soft water brings out beautifully
Medium water areas (Most of England):
- Caffè Prima Continental — works with any water type; reliable for espresso or filter
- Caffè Prima Roma — crowd-pleaser with citrus and nutty notes; safe choice when buying for others
Key point: Standard water filters remove chlorine but don't change water hardness. If your coffee tastes off after filtering, you likely need different beans, not different water treatment.
Bottom line: Match your beans to your water. Your postcode determines your perfect Caffè Prima coffee more than roast preference or brewing method.
A Brief History of Water (And Why Yours Matters)
Water, as any sensible person knows, is not just water. This is particularly true in Britain, where water has had centuries to develop personality disorders.
Consider the journey of a humble H2O molecule:
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In Scotland, it filters through ancient granite and peat bogs, picking up precisely nothing except attitude
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In the Lake District, it travels through slate and volcanic rock, emerging with just enough character to be interesting
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In London, it spends centuries percolating through chalk downs and limestone deposits, emerging more loaded with minerals than a Victorian medicine cabinet
What this means for your morning coffee:
Soft water (Scotland, Wales, parts of the North) never interrupts - it lets every delicate flavour speak. Unfortunately, it also lets the bitter ones shout. Coffee brewed with soft water tends to be brighter and more acidic, which can make delicate beans sing but turns robust blends harsh.
Hard water (London, Southeast, chunks of the Midlands) has strong convictions about everything and tends to overpower subtle flavours. But the interesting bit is that it actually extracts more caffeine and creates fuller-bodied coffee. The minerals grab onto flavour compounds, which can either enhance rich, chocolatey notes or emphasise bitterness.
Medium water (most everywhere else) gets along with nearly everyone but excites precisely no one. The Goldilocks zone: perfectly unremarkable.
Which brings us to the practical question: what do you actually buy for each?
Buying Coffee for Hard Water
If you live anywhere from the M25 to the coast, your water has been through more geology than a Blue Peter presenter's rock collection. This is both a blessing and a curse.
The Blessing: Hard water is excellent at extracting coffee flavours.
The Curse: It also extracts bitter compounds with equal enthusiasm.
What this means for you: You need coffee with backbone. Coffee that can stand up to your water's assertive nature without turning into a chemistry experiment gone wrong.
Perfect for London (and its mineral-rich neighbours):
100% Colombian Coffee Beans - This is coffee with character. Full-bodied enough to hold its own with your hard water without backing down. Colombian beans are naturally diplomatic, they know how to work with difficult water conditions.
Italian Coffee Bean Blend (Caffé Prima Italian Mahogany) - When your water wants to dominate, bring reinforcements. This blend cuts through mineral buildup while actually improving in hard water. The cinder-toffee notes become more pronounced rather than disappearing entirely.
Coffee for Soft Water Areas
If you're fortunate enough to live where the water is soft: Scotland, Wales, and those blessed parts of England where it runs beautifully clear, your coffee-buying strategy is entirely different.
Soft water doesn't interfere. It simply lets the coffee be itself, for better or worse.
Every subtle note will come through clearly, but every harsh note will also be amplified. Soft water can make mild coffees taste watery and bold coffees harsh, because there are no minerals to buffer the extraction.
Don't try to "fix" soft water: Some people think they need to make their soft water harder for coffee. Completely unnecessary. Coffee needs some minerals, but not many. Work with what you have rather than against it.
Perfect for the Soft Water Regions:
Brazilian Coffee Beans - This is coffee for water that knows its place. The beans are smooth and mild enough that your soft water won't extract the sort of aggressive tannins that make you question your life choices. Perfect for those civilised morning moments when you want coffee that whispers rather than shouts.
Decaffeinated Coffee Beans - Don't let the "decaf" put you off.² These beans have milk chocolate notes that soft water brings out beautifully, creating the sort of smooth, silky experience that makes you understand why people write poetry about coffee. If you're curious about decaf myths and brewing tips, here's a complete guide to decaffeinated coffee that covers everything you need to know.
The Diplomatic Middle Ground
Most of Britain exists in the coffee equivalent of Switzerland - water that's not particularly hard, not particularly soft, just sort of... adequate. This is actually rather convenient, as it means you can buy coffee without conducting a full geological survey first.
For this sensibly watered majority, Caffe Prima offers the perfect solutions:
Caffé Prima Continental Blend - This is the coffee equivalent of a reliable friend. It works with whatever water you throw at it, has enough character to be interesting, and enough flexibility to work whether you're making espresso at dawn or a lazy afternoon filter coffee.
Caffé Prima Roma - The crowd-pleaser with citrus and nutty notes. If you're buying coffee for an office, a holiday cottage, or anywhere else where you need to satisfy people with wildly different opinions, this is a perfect option..
Let’s Talk Money or How to Buy Coffee Like a Sensible Person
Now that you know which coffee works with your water, let's talk about buying it sensibly. You see, knowing what to buy is only half the battle, the other half is not going bankrupt in the process.
Coffee prices have done alarming things since 2016. This is partly Brexit, partly global supply chains having "a moment," and partly because coffee has become unnecessarily complicated.
The 1kg bag strategy: Here's where Caffe Prima's approach makes particular sense for British buyers. When coffee prices are unpredictable, buying larger amounts of exactly what you like becomes smart economics. One bag produces 120-140 cups, depending on whether you brew like a barista or like someone who just wants coffee to happen.
A 1kg bag typically lasts 3-4 months of morning coffee, stored properly. For the enthusiast or household with multiple coffee drinkers, it's a few weeks of caffeinated bliss without the anxiety of running out at 6:47 AM on a Tuesday.
Speaking of storage: Keep your beans in something airtight, away from light, and at room temperature. Your kitchen cupboard, not your freezer.³ Coffee beans are not frozen peas. For detailed storage tips that will keep your coffee tasting brilliant for months, this complete guide to storing coffee beans will tell you everything you need to know.
Do Not Overthink It
All this talk of water chemistry and pricing might make coffee buying sound terrifyingly complicated.
The coffee industry has a talent for making simple things sound difficult. Most advice makes it sound like you need a degree in agricultural chemistry and a direct line to Colombian farmers. Complete nonsense.
What you actually need: know your water type (when in doubt, ask a neighbour who's lived there longer than the current government), choose coffee that works with your water, buy enough to last but not so much that you're still working through Christmas coffee in March, store it properly, and stop reading coffee blogs that make you feel inadequate.⁴
But if you want to get properly nerdy about roast levels, this coffee roast and taste guide will sort you right out.
When Things Go Wrong (Emergency Protocols)
Even with all this water wisdom, sometimes coffee just doesn't cooperate. Here's your troubleshooting guide:
New to an area? Ask the local coffee shop what they use. Not because they're necessarily experts, but because they've been dealing with the local water longer than you have.
Buying for others? Caffé Prima Roma is your diplomatic immunity. It works with most water, offends very few people, and makes you look thoughtful without requiring a PhD in regional geology.
Completely overwhelmed? Start with Brazilian Coffee Beans. Brazil produces more coffee than the rest of the world combined for good reason - their beans are naturally forgiving of whatever water situation you're dealing with.
Tried filtering and coffee still tastes off? Remember that a standard filter removes chlorine and sediment but doesn't change whether your water is fundamentally hard or soft. If your coffee was too bitter before filtering and it's still too bitter after, you likely need different coffee beans, not different water treatment.
Nothing tastes right? If you have a water filter, check when you last changed the cartridge; old filters stop removing chlorine effectively, which can make coffee taste harsh or chemical. If you don't have a filter and your coffee tastes sharp or bitter, chlorine might be the culprit. Otherwise, try a different grind size or coffee brewing method before blaming the beans. Sometimes the problem isn't the coffee; it's the chemistry between the coffee and everything else.
Which brings us back to where we started: the beautiful simplicity hiding behind all this apparent complexity.
The Sensible Conclusion
The great irony of coffee culture is that it's simultaneously complicated and simple. Complicated if you read too many articles about terroir. Simple if you just want something that tastes good.
Your postcode determines more about your perfect coffee than your personality type⁵. Work with your water, not against it. Buy from people who understand that British water has its own particular character.
Remember: the best coffee is the one that makes your morning better, not the one that makes you feel like you should be taking notes.
The type of coffee you prefer can say a lot about your personality → Coffee Beans and Your Personality Type